IOS 18+ WEATHER APP

THIS WEATHER DUCKS.

The weather report has feelings now.

Mostly accurate. Always dramatic.

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TODAY

Stand by while the sky picks an attitude.

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Sunny. Suspiciously confident.

"Tap to wake the duck."

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FIRST

Three things we promise.

Real forecasts.

WeatherKit data. No vibes-based meteorology. The accuracy is real, we promise.

Unhinged commentary.

Every condition gets a heckle. Snow gets called out. 105°F gets called out. You get called out for choosing this weather.

Widgets that talk back.

Home screen widget that escalates if you ignore the duck for a day. Affection through sarcasm.

RESPECTABLE

Forecasts, but with an attitude problem.

HOME68°
Outside is happening.
Clear enough to get cocky.
Rain later. Allegedly.

Home. The sky gets a monologue.

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30 seconds. We promise. Sort of.

Daily detail. Less calm than necessary.

PICK ONE?

Onboarding. Favorite weather, judged quietly.

THIS WEATHER DUCKS Day 37

Day 37 of being heckled by the duck.

Widget. It notices your absence.

DAYS OF BEING HECKLED

37

It is mild affection through repeated insult.

It is not coercion. It is not gamification. Open the app, the streak counts. Do not open the app, the widget escalates. You will never feel guilty. Just observed.

UNHINGED PREMIUM

More phrase packs, themed by mood.

$2.99/month or $19.99/year. The free version is genuinely good. Premium is just more flavors of being roasted.

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Location stays on your device. We do not have a server. The duck talks. That is it.